Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Save vs. Chris Perkins' Wig

The Wig of Perkins is a new magic item compatible with the World's Most Popular Role Playing Game. It confers the following abilities:

+15 skill bonus to Exposition

+5 to resist any player's attempt to control their own character

Once per day, the Wig can create a distraction to convince a humanoid subject that the 5e rules will be ready by GenCon. No saving throw is allowed.


  1. I'd prefer to get the Blue Suede Shoes of Carl Perkins, but I suppose this is not without its use.

    1. Indeed. Much better as artifacts go.

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