Thinking of dabbling in Carcosan sorcery but worried you may
still have some pesky shred of humanity lurking in your withered heart? Want to
raise an army of Amphibious Ones to smite your childhood enemies but aren’t
quite ready to pay the awful price? Grab your Potassium Axe, bro. We’re off to
the Radioactive Desert, where Mummy Brains dot the wasteland like cat turds in
the neighbor kid’s sandbox!
Mummy Brains can cast rituals with no need for sacrificial
hoo-ha, which makes them not only monster, but also artifact and NPC. The Evil Brain is a venerated concept in comic
book sci fi, and one that neatly circumvents Carcosa’s most lurid details. Just
put any ritual you don’t want to deal with into the mind of a mummy brain. Plus,
questing after a disembodied brain beats a crappy journey to Mordor any day.
Can you prevent Mum-Ra from getting the old gang back
together and summoning Nyarlathotep? Who will stop Krang the Konqueror from
using his robot body to terrorize the Bone Man village? Will Grodd find the
Hypothalamus of Hodag before the Mi-go get their chitinous claws on it? What
happens when a zombie eats one?
Honestly, Mi-go and Mummies seem like great opposing
factions for this whole dumb experiment. Imagine the opening scene of Temple of
Doom, but with Mummies, Mi-go, Jale slave girls, and the PCs all fumbling over
a really top-shelf brain cylinder containing the Brain of Nurhachi.
Of course, merely finding a mummy brain won’t make it
cooperate. In the unlikely event that it doesn’t try to kill you, it’ll
probably want to strike some kind of bargain for something it wants (like a
working body, or a really nice brain pillow). In fact, PCs may be forced to
bargain with them given their wholesale immunity to pretty much everything.
Good luck with that.
Cool! I hope the mummy brains are wrapped in moldering bandages.
ReplyDeletethey could also be tiny and withered - folded into books - until they start to pulse with malevolent animating will.
ReplyDeleteI see the pictured one is levitating, but they could equally rise up like charmed snakes, supported on a length of spinal column.
what if you eat one? brain eating is an important part of a balanced campaign
ReplyDelete@Trey: That's WAY better!
ReplyDelete@richard: pressed into books is hilarious. The charmed spinal column idea sees some action in the Lobster Johnson story "The Killer in my Skull". AWESOME IDEA. They even made a bendy toy of it.
@Cole: Sounds like something I should make a random table for!